53 Quotes by Jules Feiffer

I think we overrate experience and what we've been through in terms of our success at doing the work we do. There are many people who get beat up, who suffer, who are victimized, and then they sit down to write and they write crap.

I'm well beyond dyslexic: I have no sense of direction; I never know where I am.

I've never met a cartoonist who isn't quirky or weird in some ways.

It is not size or age that separates children from adults. It is responsibility.

Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence?

Good swiping is an art in itself.

If you are not able to communicate successfully between yourself and yourself, how are you supposed to make it with the strangers outside?