34 Quotes by Julia Sweeney

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.

I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true.

I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket.

I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and I'm seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not ashamed of my body, I just don't see any reason to not cover it up as much as possible. ... I'm someone who considered becoming a nun, for the outfit.

sometimes it's in your limitations that you find your greatest strengths.

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.