56 Quotes by Julian Clary

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books

I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity

It's a wise thing to hold back.

I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke

My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press photos of him on the field looking swarthy and fit, and snaps of our boy emerging from Mayfair nightclubs, looking sexy and dishevelled.

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door.