70 Quotes by Julie Ann Walker

Uh-huh. Now Ali was beginning to get the picture. Riding backseat on a bike like Phantom was better than Mr. Blue any day. Not to mention the highly erotic act of wrapping one's legs around the man you loved.

...regrets are like pennies that have fallen down the cracks of the sofa. Most times, they aren’t worth collectin

If you really loved her, you'd kiss her tears and bumps and bruises the same way you kiss her lips. You'd stand by her side when she's at her absolute worsts and doesn't think she deserves it. Real love is hard and messy and painful. Real love is sticking around when the ugly parts make you want to run away.

Maybe it had something to do with that extra X chromosome. Something about having a uterus and a set of ovaries just made a person intrinsically more curious and infinitely more nosy.

Ali was sorry she ever compared Rugby Jersey guy to a giant bumblebee.

Because she knew from experience that what came next was something straight out of a Pitbull featuring Ke$ha song. She was going down. Although, as far as she could figure, no one was yelling, “Timber!

But that's what falling in love was, right? A socially acceptable form of insanity?

Was it against the law to vomit in the Oval Office?

She did a mental z-snap and channeled her inner badass.