164 Quotes by Julie Burchill

I wouldn't know how to fool a man any more. My deceiving days seem so long ago.

I'll declare my own interest right here at the start and admit that, like the vast majority of people, I find youthful looks appealing.

Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable.

I just have a real problem with people who seek to portray fatness or thinness as moral concepts.

A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.

When a man wants to relax, he will slob out and really relax. Or he will pursue a hobby - anything from building models to watching sport.

Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable.

There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people.

A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery.