14 Quotes by Julie Halpern

Char bought a pack of clove cigarettes, claiming they tasted good, to which I ask why doesn’t she just go suck on a clove so I don’t have to inhale her perfumed second hand smoke?

Her words were generically profound, like a Hallmark card I’d skim over to get to the check.

Only three weeks. Is that enough time to fix a person?

Could it be possible that having cancer has turned you into an even bigger perv? Yes. It’s a common side effect.

I can’t buy the idea that we’re supposed to live and learn from horrible things. That somehow these things happen so we can grow as people.