33 Quotes by K. Martin Beckner

That scream left her mouth and entered my head, where it's been ever since, sometimes waking me up at night.

I feel better now that we decided not to worry. I think most people spend too much time worrying about stuff that never happens.

I can tell you kids grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. When I was your age, we took a bath once a week on Saturday night, and all of us used the same bath water.

Sometimes you may think you're doing the right thing, but it turns out to be the wrong thing. And you just have to live with it. If I'd known what I know now when I was young, I could have done a lot more right, but I didn't. That's the way life is: you figure it out right before you die.

There aren't many kids today as good as you are. Kids today are selfish; they don't think of others. They're too busy listening to devil music on their eight-track players to think of anyone else.

I guess I'm supposed to sit here in this oven like it's 1950, hoping I don't go to hell for stealing a church fan.