368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

There’s a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

It’s 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

If you don’t have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

It wouldn’t happen... There hasn’t been one publication by a monkey.

I’m not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn’t really changed.

Art seems to be about coming up with your own story or take on each piece. This made me think about the mystery of the Mona Lisa. Everyone likes that painting cos they don’t know the story behind it. Who is she? Why the cheeky smile? If the Mona Lisa was done today, we’d know everything there was to know about her cos she’d have sold her story to Heat magazine and done some open-hearted interview with a tabloid before the paint was dry.

The other day I was thinking – because I get a lot of headaches – I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it’s probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it’s at the top as opposed to, I don’t, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

Who’d have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

It’s not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.