11 Quotes by Kate O'Brien

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get.

It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.

We're pleased that the judge upheld the city's position, ... The city really felt there was an important safety issue.

Wherever you go, the most of life will have to happen in your mind.