53 Quotes by Kathy Bryson

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

Elvis is the soul of discretion.

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house.

I heard ‘naked’ and ‘full of hot air.’ I try not to let that be my first impression of anyone.