158 Quotes by Kathy Griffin

Chris Rock doesn't do that, ... They're paying me my normal rate like I was doing a theater or college. So I'm there. Me in someone's living room.

KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST ... To Kathy Griffin. Warmest wishes, Renee Zellweger.

I was down there with her, ... We were F-list friends.

The fact that that really is my life, and that my husband Matt - who you see on the show - is like the most normal guy in the world.

There are lots of little mom and pop furniture stores in L.A., which is perfect for me because I like to mix the old with the new.

What I would really love is to be on a sitcom again, ... Everybody talks about Desperate Housewives - that's one show, and they're all gorgeous. But where's the Roseanne ? Where's the real women who are funny? That's where I come in.

Everybody in LA is really snobby, ... They were all like, 'We gotta go - on our way to do RenŽe Zellweger's house.' It was a typical LA experience. If you want to go to a restaurant in LA, you have to be on Desperate Housewives .

Put your eyebrows on the night stand and hang up the phone. He has lady eyebrows; pretty, drag-queen eyebrows. Enough with the tweezing.

This is when Casper Van Dien gets to have his moment in the sun.