158 Quotes by Kathy Griffin
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I’m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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I’m on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
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Well, Jon Hamm isn’t a real celebrity.
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I’m not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She’s my lady-in-waiting as well.
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I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It’s definitely rated R.
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That’s what I loved about Temptation Island. I don’t even know why they did it.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I’m not going to let that stand.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America’s great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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