158 Quotes by Kathy Griffin

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that’s just part of the deal. I’m not really sure what’s going to come out of my mouth.

There’s one thing that’s really great about waking up early, and it’s not jogging or greeting the day – it’s just that that’s when they make doughnuts.

That’s life when you’re on the D-list.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don’t know they are.

I’m basically always on tour.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I’m still on the D-list.

If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.

I also don’t have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I’m not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience’s ticket into the party.