31 Quotes by Kathy Lette

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I’d always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Home is where the heartache is.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won’t be pilloried – as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Every woman wants to be wanted – just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

Basically it’s just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves.