86 Quotes by Keith Allen

I would be a fool to say I enjoyed being in borstal, but when I was there I had a great time.

Journalists have so much newsprint to fill, the details are the last of their considerations.

Unlike virtually everyone else, I know how to work a room. That comes in pretty handy. If you're not getting any laughs, then at least you can make people watch you.

I guess there's a part of me that loves institutionalism. And borstal is tailor-made for you to buck against. It was perfect.

I'm very good at pretending to be subservient; I'm really good at it.

I can't have wet wool next to my skin because it really affects it.

I'm very old fashioned. I'm from an era where your phone is in the house so if you are pottering in the garden then you won't hear it ring.

I'm a jack of all trades, master of none.

If you're on a film set for 48 weeks of the year, you're nowhere near reality. You can't emote like a human being.