86 Quotes by Keith Allen

When I've had money I've always spent it. I don't invest. A pension? Yes, it's called my talent.

I'm probably the biggest show-off in the world. But I also happen to be an artist. You can be both, you know.

I've always maintained if you want to act you should get yourself a life first.

I have never ever hung out with actors and comedians. I can't stand it.

The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour.

I don't like the taste of alcohol.

We make our own pesto. Our own chutney and jams.

I love all aspects of performance.

I hardly ever drink.