14 Quotes by Keith Waterhouse

I felt mildly peculiar to be treasuring love letters for their grammar, but there was nothing else I could treasure them for.

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through,

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The?

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.