14 Quotes by Keith Waterhouse

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.

Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.