569 Quotes by Kelley Armstrong

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    We scarified a mosquito. I bet that’s what did it. It was probably a virgin too.

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    Tori joined us for dinner – in body, at least. She spent the meal practicing for a role in the next zombie movie, expressionless, methodically moving fork to mouth, sometimes even with food on it.

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    Wow. The guy can make me feel stupid even when he’s telling me I don’t have to let him make me feel stupid.

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    What am I? Let’s just say I won’t fetch a stick for you. I won’t beg for treats. And, no matter how nicely you ask, I will not roll over and play dead.

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    Clearly it was time to consider rescheduling that optometrist appointment I’d missed last fall.

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    Common courtesy dictates that we never drain the lifeblood of anyone to whom we’ve been formally introduced.

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    You think I led him on? For what? Kicks? I don’t have enough exictement in my life, so maybe I’ll tease a nice guy, get his hopes up, then laugh and skip away?

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    I had a stupid crush on a guy who barely tolerated me most of the time. Was that the kind of girl I was? Pick the jerk over the nice guy?

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