79 Quotes by Kelly Link

"Marriage has affected the laws of gravity. We will now revolve around each other. You will exert gravity on me, and I will exert gravity on you. We are one another's moons. You are holding onto my feet with both hands, as if otherwise you might fall right off the bed. I think I might float up and hit the ceiling, splat, if you let go. Please don't let go."

"...está muy cansada de sentirse agradecida con la gente."

"Odio cuando la gente me tiene lastima."

"I'm not good at the friends thing. I'm the human equivalent of one of those baby birds that fall out of a nest and then some nice person picks the baby bird up and puts it back. Except that now the baby bird smells all wrong. I think I smell wrong."

"We are sitting on our honeymoon bed in the honeymoon suite. We are in a state of honeymoon, in our honey month. These words are so sweet: honey, moon. This bed is so big, we could live on it. We have been happily marooned – honey marooned – on this bed for days."

"You have to salvage what you can, even if you’re the one who buried it in the first place."

"Life is a series of sudden disappearances, leave-takings without the proper goodbyes."

"You’ve got little cats on your gun,” Edgar Lowes said. “Hello Kitty stickers,” she said. “I count coup."

"Most of My Friends are two-thirds water."

"When one cannot afford a scandal, a blackmailer is an excellent bargain."