200 Quotes by Kelly Moran

Hazard of the job. That’s Ode de Anal Gland you smell.

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should’ve been before sunrise and pre-coffee.

He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mind – she’d never know the difference.

This wasn’t the first time she saw past his facade. It probably wouldn’t be the last. Yet the intimacy of having this woman know him so damn well was unnervingly welcome.

When a guy says something like that, take it at face value. Long enough.

She may resemble a mythical angel, but she moved like an x-rated wet dream.

Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection!

The next thing Faith knew, she was standing in a lingerie store having an uncomfortable stare down with a mannequin wearing a blue thong. “This is a bad idea.

You keep looking at me like that and we won’t make it through dinner. I’ll take you right there on that counter. No doubt you’d taste better.