70 Quotes by Kerrelyn Sparks

Gregori strutted toward the door. “I’m too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my fangs. Too sexy.” He whirled in a circle, then struck a disco pose with a hand pointing at the ceiling. “Too sexy!” He left with a flourish of his cape.

Never try to understand a woman. It will drive you insane, and you still won’t understand.

Sweetheart, if it’s not too much of an imposition, I would be forever beholden to you if you could kindly assume a reclining position so I can screw your brains out.

My point, exactly. Those poor women are so malnourished, they can’t think straight. Take my friend Sasha. Her idea of a three-course meal is a celery stick, a cherry tomato, and a laxative. She’s killing herself to fit into these clothes. Women like me can’t dress like that.

Roman might have survived the Great Vampire War of 1710, but he was about to face an even worse terror. A mortal female in full rage.

I’m too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my fangs. Too sexy.

Oh yeah. It would be terrible for you to have only one working fang. Your friends might want to call you Lefty.

Gregori jolted back. “Snap! You couldn’t control one measly mortal?” Roman clenched his fists. “No.” Gregori slapped a hand against his brow. “Snap!” “Why the hell are you snapping? Are you a turtle?” It was times like this that firing Gregori seemed to be the wise choice.

As long as mortals choose to do evil, then evil will triumph. And Lucifer will laugh when people blame it on the Heavenly Father. But even with all the suffering in the world, the Heavenly Father will not take away your free will. He wants you to choose good or evil. He will not force us to choose good.