20 Quotes by Kevin Ford

What the school district is doing here . . . is prohibiting a student from quoting the Bible.

Obviously we have to stay healthy, we need good pitching and a lot of things have to go your way. But you know what? If everybody does what they're capable of doing on the field, this team can compete with anybody.

Obviously, this company is a big user of energy. Oil shouldn't have been at 11 a year ago. It shouldn't be at 34 now. It will eventually settle at a price that will let UPS do very well.

He is a genuine, good guy, one of the best teammates that you can have. He lights up a clubhouse with a smile like Cliff Floyd has, and he has it every day. Some players are jerks, but it is fun to root for him. His homers kill the other team, and he does it with a smile on his face.

Harris Interactive has been diligent in creating a voting panel that is balanced, statistically valid, and representative of all I-A conferences and independents.

Kids like that are just a testament to putting their time in the right environment. I always tell them, if you buy into the system it'll pay off.

I was there every day except when I went on vacation. I'd get there early and stay until the afternoon.

John McIntyre was originally strangled. But the rope was too thick. So he was gagging. So Jimmy shot him in the head. And then pulled his teeth. And we buried him.

We have about 100 students working in the show. We have about 60 on stage in lead and chorus parts. We will have another 40 working on makeup, costumes, publicity, sets and lights.