446 Quotes by Kevin Hart

The kind of poetry I write, lyric poetry, I think is really concerned with intimacy, with mystery. That needn't be religious mystery, there are mysteries to do with everyday life.

I make a lot of expressions constantly. I'm animated.

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.

The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.

My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".

I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.

The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack, the bookies in leather and tweeds standing beside their boards each confident that the future has been controlled.

I'm very scary. I'm a menace.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.