446 Quotes by Kevin Hart

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to being a personality.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'

The people around me haven't changed. The people who have been in my life since the beginning are still in my life now. I think that has a lot to do with my staying grounded and humble despite the success I've achieved.

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

My kids are coming up in a different time then me. Interracial couples are of the norm. With me, it's about making sure my kids understand the importance of education and having opportunities that I didn't. My goal as a parent is to make sure they don't take what they have for granted.