446 Quotes by Kevin Hart

I’ve done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.

Comedy Central was a great network, but ‘Chappelle’s Show’ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‘Chappelle’ reruns. For BET, the ‘Real Husbands of Hollywood’ has that same potential.

Because I’m small, I’ve been called things from ‘Happy Feet’ to ‘Little Face.’

People don’t want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

I didn’t work hard to sit down and not work.

The second time around, I’ll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn’t care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.

I make a lot of expressions constantly. I’m animated.

My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about – having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character.

Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I’ll stop the whole production, “Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.”