446 Quotes by Kevin Hart

I’m never gonna step away from stand-up. I can’t. That’s what got me where I am, and that’s also my muse. That’s how I stay level-headed. That’s what keeps me going.

I just don’t believe people can tame animals.

I’ve turned down shows offering large amounts of money.

I’m very scary. I’m a menace.

I don’t have to change anything. I think that’s the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

Really, I don’t like roller coasters.

I think women go crazy for a reason. It’s not like it just happens.

My daughter doesn’t even get my humor. She’s like, ‘Um, no. I don’t get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.’

When you’re coming up with new material, it’s not always gonna be good. The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.