336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne


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    I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.

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    Oberon "one day Atticus was amazed to discover that when Jupiter said "As you wish," what he really meant was "I love you.

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    She’d made life poignant for the Irish. The terror she inspired gave peace its serenity; the pain she caused gave health its lustre; her failure to love made me grateful for my ability to do so, and I realized, far too late, that though I never did or could have loved her as she might have wished, I should have loved her more.

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    The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane.

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    The Celtic ideal for clothing was that it had to be easy to move in if you needed to fight and easy to take off if you wanted a quickie.

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    Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

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    Strange how we unconsciously steer ourselves into new spectacular mistakes while trying to avoid repeating our past failures.

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