336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

Is monstrous fuckpuddle,′ Perun asserted, and everyone turned to stare at him with equal parts amusement and bemusement. ‘What? Is this not English word?’ I suggested that if it wasn’t a word, it should be, and the others agreed.

Winning ugly is still winning.

I’m not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.

Yes. It’s our duty to remember the dead. And our duty to let them go.

I am the bringer of beef and the singer of sweet suppertime! Mine is the chicken and the gravy forever, nom nom!

Vampires inspire screams, not squees.

Saying good-bye properly afforded me a measure of peace. It was a binding of a different sort, absent of the earth’s power, but still hard proof that there is magic yet in the world.

It was one of those decisions you make when you have too much testosterone bubbling around in your system, or when you’ve been raised in a culture of ridiculous machismo, as I was.

I knew it would annoy her. She’d deliberately tried to provoke me, and one cannot sass me with impunity.