336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

I was haunted by the ghosts of those who had trespassed against me;.

Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it.

Douglas Adams was right: There is nothing so massively useful in the universe as a towel.

You don’t need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

Its dead eyes were fixed on me and I’m sure it had no trouble locating me by sound, because I was hollering incoherently in an attempt to die angry at maximum volume.

If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.

Demons smell like ass – nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex, and sits on it with authority.

To seek absolution from humanity would be to seek my own folly. One may speak of forgiveness here, and another may actually mean it there, but legions remain who would condemn a starving man to amputation for pinching a crust of bread. We are petty creatures who seek to aggrandize ourselves by feasting on the dignity of our fellows.