336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

But sometimes we do things that make no sense except in some arcane calculus hidden in our emotions.

I come to dungeon for good time – which maybe is problem, I admit – but I get bad time instead.

I could only strive to live so that my merit outweighed my discredit.

I am Snugglepumpkin. Hear me roar.

You will respect my authori-tah!? Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.

Does anyone have a gun?” The looks I got in response suggested that I’d asked about something profoundly distasteful, like trickle-down economics or the poetry of William Blake.

Oi! Pay first, then run away screaming if you want!

Filled with a new sense of purpose, I downed half my coffee at one draught. It was good, strong stuff, the kind that Louis L’Amour used to say could float a horseshoe. Nobody ever drank weak coffee in his books. It was probably why they were so anxious to shoot people at high noon.

People do that – cling to their past because it’s the only thing they consider safe. Trying something new or just accepting it turns their livers into jelly. But that’s a load of bollocks. Ye take the new and appreciate it if it’s good, like whiskey or poutine or girlfriends who bite, or ye dismiss it as shite if it’s bad, like cell phones and cars, and move on. O.