336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

You must be thinking of stories from other cultures. Irish women tend to kick ass and do whatever they want. For exhibits A, B, and C, I give you the Morrigan, Brighid, and Flidais.

If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he’d promptly lose control of his salivary glands.

My God, Atticus, you look like you had an orgy with egg yolks and orange juice.” “We might need a loofah,” I admitted. “Dare I ask what happened?” “An Olympian exploded on us and it was yucky.

My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely – a creature they’d known for centuries – because of me. It was like watching Rudolph get shot by Santa Claus.

Oh sweet kraken tits.

No matter how old I get, I keep running into people who are smarter, nobler, and kinder. I really ought to start listening to them and telling my pride to shut up. I had gods tell me not to go to Asgard. I had witches tell me not to go to Flagstaff. You told me this plan wouldn’t work. But I barreled ahead anyway for my own reasons. I still have plenty of growing to do.

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I’m going to stick it to them.

The mixed woods of Germany were the sort that deserved a good savoring – no, a savouring, with a British u in there for the sake of decadence, as colours are somehow more vibrant to me than mere colors.

The danger of growing old is growing comfortable and complacent at the same time. We should seek out the new and strange and applaud it and throw wild fecking parties whenever it walks into our lives. We should be building roads in and out of our own wee heads rather than erecting walls around them.