336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

Frank Herbert said that Fear is the mind-killer. He was a wise man.

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O’Sullivan.

Ragnarok will begin in the next few days, and it won’t end well for anyone, because apocalypses tend not to include happy endings.

The future is a many-forked path,” she said, “and only you can choose which one to follow.” “I know that. What I don’t know is what waits at the end of those paths.” “Victory or death. Choose well.

You know how people are always threatenin’ to shove this or that up someone’s ass, but they never really do it? Well, now there’s a new story gonna be told ‘round the fire: ‘How Coyote Shoved An Arrow Up A Fallen Angel’s Ass.

I thought Sundays were supposed to be relaxing. As a male citizen of America, I’m entitled on Sundays to watch athletic men in tight uniforms ritualistically invade one another’s territory, and while they’re resting I get to be bombarded with commercials about trucks, pizza, beer, and financial services. That’s how it’s supposed to be; that’s the American dream.

War always takes your life, sometimes not all at once.

Yes, I felt guilt. Somehow I had pushed Fand to the precipice without realizing it, and had I not been so blind, perhaps she wouldn’t be trying to pull us all over the edge with her now. I was sure Manannan felt it too-the crushing questions of how we got to this place and whether we could have avoided it, where we went wrong, and whether we would ever learn how not to cock up other people’s lives in the course of living our own.

He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world’s problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.