336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

The beard of Odin told you that he wasn’t a hippie or a barbarian or a fantasy author but a god who could bring order to chaos.

We are far past the time when everything might have turned out well. We are now in crisis management, hoping that things will turn out badly instead of much, much worse.

No one takes you seriously when you’re naked.

Better to ask forgiveness than permission and to answer their shenanigans with even better shenanigans.

So in a sense it’s we with faith who create gods, not the gods who create us. And, if that’s the case, then it’s we who created the universe.

That’s using religion to cudgel people into conformity, and it grinds my gears.

Sexual repression is conduct unbecoming a Celt.” I shrugged. “Better that than having to deal with guilt ferrets.

People still need to know that ye would fix everything if ye could.

I can’t spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I’m the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.