336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

Behind me, I heard my apprentice growl, “All your base are belong to us, Niko.

May harmony find you" Atticus

Silly cop, I don't need your help; I have a werewolf on retainer.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can't understand what it means until you've read a few chapters and your eyes are glazed over and someone has to revive you with a defibrillator.

There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.

Usually I try to suppress any emotions that savor of regret, because they are invariably aperitifs to a main course of depression, and for the long-lived, that’s a recipe for suicide. But that doesn’t mean they can’t sneak up on me sometimes. And, like, gang-tackle me.

That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” Oberon said.

The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory output.' What? Oh. Well-- 'I continued to lecture a bit more, to disguise the fact that I was getting my ass handed to me by my dog

Morrigan "What are guilt ferrets:"Atticus "They're bastards. They cling to your neck and tickle and bite and generally make you miserable, which is a pretty good trick for a metaphor." They were also impervious to logic, perhaps their most diabolical power.