336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

When you're in the middle of a killing field and the fucking Chooser of the Slain tells you to do something, you do it.

What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.

The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it.

They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this.

Bullshit, as you Americans say.He's Irish.The Irish say bullshit too.

Am I not a fearsome enemy?""You frighten me primally.

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while I'll decide on what I want to put on my plate and chow down on.

Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.

If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.