83 Quotes by Kevin James

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn’t.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn’t, no problem.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don’t get nervous for that. I just get excited.

How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They’re huge. “Yeah, I’ll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I’ll have the beanbag chair with raisins.

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it’s a chubby kid, my mother is always like, ‘You were never like that.’ She gets so upset about it.

I’ve always been the guy who doesn’t necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, ‘I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.’ And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

Nobody actually ever does this – escaping through a window.

I’m not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He’s a Boston baby and I’m a New York guy.