206 Quotes by Kevin Kwan

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye!

I didn’t know what to say. I just stood there and noticed Gordon Ramsay over by the carrot truffle fries and all I could think was, “What is Gordon going to think if I say no?

Yes, but I’m also saving so much money by doing this! This whole development used to be farmland, and now that there are no more farms, I employ all the displaced locals to work on the estate, so it’s really been good for the economy. And think of all the carbon offset points I’m racking up by not having to fly all over the world every weekend trying out new spas,” Colette said earnestly.

I’m telling you, this so-called ‘prosperity’ is going to be the downfall of Asia. Each new generation becomes lazier than the next. They think they can make overnight fortunes just by flipping properties and getting hot tips in the stock market. Ha! Nothing lasts forever, and when this boom ends, these youngsters won’t know what hit them.

If it’s not on sale at Ross Dress for Less, I don’t care what the brand is.

Mama, we are done eating. Can we go to the playroom now?” one of the little girls asked Sheryl. “You are not done. I still see a few chicken nuggets left,” their mother said. Neena looked over and scolded, “Aiyoooooh, finish everything on your plate, girls! Don’t you know there are children starving in America?

Can you imagine what our children will look like? Quarter Asians are the most beautiful species in the world.

The Holy Trinity are Four Seasons for the roast duck, Mandarin Kitchen for the aforementioned lobster noodles, and Royal China for the dim sum.

Aiyoooooh, finish everything on your plate, girls! Don’t you know there are children starving in America?