152 Quotes by Kevin Nealon

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There’s kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter – I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.

I’m probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

If people can’t deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It’s gold!

As a comedian, you’re kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from ‘Saturday Night Live.’

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn’t do sketch comedy and I didn’t do impressions. I was a stand-up.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour’s worth of material together.