152 Quotes by Kevin Nealon

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

The good thing about Weeds now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.