152 Quotes by Kevin Nealon

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique – you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.

I’m Kevin Nealon, and that’s news to me.