254 Quotes by Kevin Smith

Happiness can’t be bottled. It can’t be smoked, swallowed, shot or ejaculated. And there is no end game: you never cross the finish line and are suddenly happy. Even when all your wildest dreams come true, you still pursue happiness.

You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ’em just cheat on you.

This is not an industry in which you curl up in a ball and shy away from the realities. It’s a time to scream to the clouds that we’re here and we’ve got great values and great prices. What better time to do that than the Super Bowl?

Dudes know I’m not a threat. Chicks know I’m not a threat.

T-shirts and long pants make me easier to find in a crowd, but also easy to disappear in a crowd because if I am wearing this and suddenly I am not, it’s like a Harry Potter invisibility cloak.

I feel like if you’re in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I’ll never be thin. Let’s be honest.

I just love movies, so suddenly, you’re political about movies, and that’s dark. It’s just not fun when something you love becomes calculated.

In Hollywood you just fail upwards.