283 Quotes by Kid Rock

I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I’m lazy and rich.

That’s why I called my record Devil Without a Cause – I’m a white boy who’s so sick of hearing that white kids are going to steal rap.

You know how much money the oil companies have? If you need some gas, just go fill your tank off and drive off – they’re not going to miss it.

Going out hanging out with the troops, and you know it’s kind of all summed up in the TV show, I don’t what else I can say about it. It’s a great thing to do, something I’m definitely proud of.

I don’t rock for Cancer. I rock for cash, and the topless dancers.

I have nightmares that I’m going to wake up, and everyone’s driving a Prius and living in a condo, and we’re all getting health insurance.

There’s always a Justin Bieber. Ever since I’ve been around, there’s always been one of him.

As far as my street cred goes, I’ll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I’ll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I’ll be a star on stage, but I’ll always hang with the kids.

I think generally I’m a pretty good person if I had to grade myself. Or toot my own horn.