14 Quotes by Kim Gruenenfelder

I languish around in my life, never quite doing what I set out to do. I am tired of being a silver medalist, and tired of fighting uphill battles that I only sort of win.

I’m going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I’m a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge.

When women break up, more than half the time what we man is, “I need this relationship to change.” Or, “I need you to change.” When men break up, what they mean is, “I want to break up.

Love is constantly saying you’re sorry, even when you know damn well you’re right.

If people could unfuck, they’d do it every day.