255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.