255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit.