255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb

A long memory and a long tongue are regular ole cronies

The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.