255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.

None but the brave can live with the fair.

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.

Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.