255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.

Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.

All the world loves a good loser.

It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son

Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.