255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there’s a few resignations.

There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.

We’re all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.

Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.